搞笑学校英文自我介绍范文（精选6篇）
The boy introduced himself as a fan.
Everybody is good! My name is zheng boyang, zheng chenggong, PhD's bo, ocean ocean, manchu. I'm not short, but I'm not as tall as my classmates. Like most of my classmates, I am 13 years old. I like swimming, football and military interests. If anyone and I have a "kindred spirit", we can make friends with me. I hope to have a happy life in these three years. I hope to have a profound friendship with my classmates and learn more knowledge and principles from my teachers.
I called Liu Xuanran, but a real tomboy. Don't believe it, hehe ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ hum that I can't do anything. But, I mean what one says Dad at home, mom and brother both spoil me, really happy ah. But I also love the capital, don't look at graduation in fact, my junior high school, high school courses are finished, if not to accompany brother play a few years, I never went to our home high school. Because my grades are GOOD, so, mom and dad to me is very loose (every day in the busy business, not loose to Kazakhstan)
Forget an important problem, that is my face. What is the so-called (I forget HA) I put on the clothes is handsome boys (the premise is to hide the long hair), put on clothes are beautiful girls (no way, too good to genetic up to)
My brother is two people in Liuzhou (not even the Dragon Phoenix), of course, there are also disadvantages in Kazakhstan. Brother Feng day is a workaholic, not looking for he really don't see; as for second day Xi, only a year older than me, a famous school (except my mom and dad the reason why I want to fight MAD) and he is a school, because he fights together and more conveniently inquire about his arrest several handle (a romantic affair, ha ha ha ~ ~) two are handsome, which is what love sister ah, ah want their mobile phone number or the note directly asked me.
My dad said, because of the influence of the grandfather was in the underworld run around with a job (and dad grew up together with a small) when the boss, after two people were out of the underworld, as a businessman, there are several global companies in different aspects. Mom, that is absolutely beautiful (I or my brother SA gene so well) now age more than 40 or bujiandangnian beauty ah.
My appearance is average, I will not elaborate in this, the street will grab any person will have my acquaintance. Character is good, the doctrine of the mean is my ideal, but the force under the social reality, often make some left-leaning and right-leaning, so cause I don't have much achievements, in addition to find a few very hard my friend, I feel rather lonely. But only those who are high will feel lonely, and with my own emptiness and loneliness -- that is, the young people's peculiar loss.
I deeply feel his kindness, so I firmly good people good, because I have not the good behavior of I win a lot of friends, feel is god's gift, but I also feel very heartless, especially see strong legs, a strong beggar, I can't see I am trying to install.
As a boy, I have to face very much, very face, and a bit too much, maybe I have a very thick skin, so also special face, can not let my skin suffer a little damage.
Ha ha! Almost, this guy is easy, not big, not too much.
Hello, everyone. Autumn is coming. I'm here, too. My name is . I'm glad to be here to introduce myself to you. I love to laugh. Mom said I was born laughing. I have to give a thorough examination of the Chinese academy of sciences. I didn't agree, and I said that unless one of you had better eyelashes than my eyelashes, you noticed. My eyelashes look good, don't you believe?
LOOK! If you can't see clearly now, it doesn't matter. After class, I would like to make friends, because I am very cheerful, and I can make friends with you. Thank you very much!
Hello, everyone, my name is fan zhenyu. At school, this is the fourth time I have met with you. I think you are not familiar with me. So, I'll give you a brief introduction.
I am 13 years old, round face, inlaid with a pair of bright little eyes. My eyebrows are black and thick, like two big brooms, under the round nose, with a mouth full of words.
I live in a sweet family of four, my mother is a teacher, working in three, which is the school where I am now. My father is also a teacher, working in the central school of dai yue, my elder sister, is a student who is a good student in high school this year.
I am a lively, cheerful child. I love sports, especially the sphere. For example: football, basketball, badminton, table tennis? Also due to the cheerful and lively reason, I love to smile, a smile, those small eyes narrowed into a seam.
The classmate of everyone, since we are in a class, you should communicate with each other in the study, in the life support and help each other, and my goal is in a few years, the college entrance examination examination in the excellent grades, win honor for our family. However, to achieve excellent results, we have to work hard, for this, I will persist. What is your goal, my friend? Would you be willing to work for it? Let's work together!
This is me, a cheerful and lively boy, willing to work hard for the goal.
Hello, everyone. My name is liu changqing. I'm from zoucheng, jining.
Confucius and mencius were born in our hometown. (applause... ) therefore, we are also known as the land of Confucius and mencius, a state of courtesy.
I have a lot of problems with this person. I think you have heard about it. If there is something wrong, please let me know and I will correct it.
In college, the first is to learn to be a man, I want to change myself.
All of you here are young talent, and one sentence is, I want to learn from you.
The former classmates talked about the relationship between junior college and undergraduate, and quoted the classics and expounded their views. This reminds me of the phrase of gong dingan of qing dynasty: "the family of the family is also heavy and the family is known by the family." Ke, it is the imperial examination, the predecessor of the college entrance examination. For example, I am liu changqing is a major in the major of Marine engineering. (laughing... Applause... ) a man who has nothing, he has to say to others, he is an undergraduate of smoking. We all know who he is.
I like this campus very much. Engine, good. I see this major when I browse the information, feel very good, very suitable for myself. I come from the countryside, although very fat, the family is not rich, so should be able to endure hardship.
I am here to study, and I hope to learn from my teachers and classmates. I want my college life to be full, not empty and boring; I want to maintain a sense of hunger, thirst for knowledge, hunger for life.
I think it's a good thing to go to sea. It can give me a space to calm down and read. I don't know if I can bring some books to the ship. But I had fantasized about reading in the sea breeze and keeping a diary in the surf. I prefer to read books on literature and feel that such a life is ideal.
The above my personal introduction, thank you!